Archive for July, 2011

Bush Returns to the Mission Accomplished Ship Tripping on LSD

In a twist of fate worthy of a Perry Mason episode, the President of the United States truly has accomplished his mission. He has ascertained beyond a scintilla of a doubt, that Iraq has absolutely no weapons of mass destruction.

In Gulf War 1, George Bush Sr. on the advice of General Colin Powell did not march on to Baghdad because they knew that they could not control the country, just as the mighty Soviet Union could not control Pops, aka Poppy aka Puff Daddy aka P. Diddy Afghanistan. When the Russians invaded Afghanistan, the United States hired Osama Bin Laden and the Bin Laden family to boot them out, which they succeeded in doing. In return, the Bin Laden family financed the oil company of George Bush Jr.

In 1941 or thereabouts Japan invade Pearl Harbor. The oysters were extremely busy that day praying for the souls of their ghosts. You cannot write fiction as twisted as actual human behavior because you could never suspend the disbelief. Today, 66 years after the WWII, the United States, Britain, Italy, Germany and Japan are best friends. Perhaps there really is hope for a reconciliation between Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. Humans, like prize fighters can only embrace in the ring after they beat each other’s brains out. Are web rings good or bad for your SEO? Some say that they are poisonous like link farms and others swear by them. You can curse like Hell on television and the big screen, and pretend to cut people’s heads off in your video game, with blood flying all over the place, but you cannot curse in your articles or your books. Why is that?

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Left And Right Plagues Cindy Shehan

I was listening to talk radio this morning. I know it shouldn’t, but I do. Sometimes the host seems sane and sometimes you get a real stinking day, with the stinking-thinking of a Ghost-host, who is apparently havin’ a bad day.

How else could someone talk so darn mean? It seems as if the far right, that’s my opinion, takes what they call “the high ground” on a subject, and then they get right down in the sewer! Not with their use of vulgar language or cussing, but the good ole’ acceptable English words can be formed to do more than what a sword could do! This is because it would be a “sword fight”, and not a one-sided combat! You see, from my perspective, the “target of the radio host usually does not have the forum anywhere near as formidable as the talk show host. So it is like watching, or listening in this case, to an unarmed combatant going up against a man with a sword. You hear nothing from the “target-victim”! Even if the victim is semi-famous, or semi-infamous, he or she, has absolutely nothing, virtually, to say as they are “slaughtered”! This kind of combat, unlike a true debate, you know, a debate between peers, not at all like the ones we have been exposed to whenever we are subjected to the horror of Presidential “Debates”, but real debate, before an audience that contains no “Fan Club”, nor much of a “Party” to hone our word-battle into a “prime time made for TV” show.

I’m not talking about having a political opinion here folks. I mean, we all have an opinion on most national and state issues. Some even have opinions about local issues! Imagine that, if you will. But to get on the radio, in this case its KLIF in Dallas, and say something so cruel that it curdles me, then it must be one of the lowest of the lowest “below the belt hits” I ever heard!

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The Black Flag Of Anarchy

Rational, sober, logical citizens wonder what exactly the terrorists want. What purpose does it serve to fly planes into buildings, kill and maim police recruits by the hundreds, or blow up innocent commuters on mass transit? Such a question carries the assumption that there is a goal hidden beneath the madness.

Historically, terrorism has often been used to bring about a desired conclusion. The Irgun in Palestine pursued terrorist acts to achieve the state of Israel. The activists of the IRA sought a free Ireland without British garrisons or influence. The Russian Bolsheviks fought for food, money, and some semblance of personal power. In isolated pockets all over the globe, terrorist acts are being committed right now to give birth to political change, define a new national state, relieve the oppression of tyranny, or to economically and spiritually transform a society.

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